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Okay. So this is for that lovely anon who asked me why I liked Onew. I’m sorry I couldn’t answer completely earlier, but I was truly upset that my internet decided to crash when it did. I’m feeling better now, and I hope I can recreate the answer — hopefully better — that I had before. Here goes.

This is just a warning, but this answer will be very long and possibly really cheesy.

Why do you like Onew?

There are many reason why I love Lee Jinki, and I’m afraid that many won’t be conveyed correctly and some will be simply forgotten. When I was asked this question, I literally stared at it for about five minutes before I even attempted to form a response.

Right now, my mind is racing ahead of my fingers and thinking of a million things all at once. There is so much to love about Onew, and really I do love all of him, even his pinky toe (which I bet is super adorable).

I’m going to start shallow and go deep like a pool.

The first order of business will be his delicious body.

I love his eyes. I love how they are small but expressive and they fit his face in a weird way I can’t describe. I love how they look when he wears glasses. I love his nose because it’s a not a nose that’s traditional by Korean standards and there’s a little indent at the tip of it. But it’s a fucking lovely nose, okay?

His hair [+] and his lips are just hnnggg. Porn. I love when his hair is in a ponytail [+], and I also enjoy his emo hair. His lips are just so full and pink and aegcfwqoitg. Behind his lips are another of my favorite things: his two front teeth. I can’t really explain why they turn me on except for the fact that they make him look like a bunny. And I fucking love bunnies. AND HIS SMILE. IT JUST SO BEAUTIFUL. LIKE SUNSHINE. And his smirk is 100% the sexiest thing ever.

His face is just very intriguing and it makes for some very interesting facial expressions.

I love his muscles. Onguns are amazing. I want to lick them. And Onabs are a thing of beauty. His broad shoulders are such a turn on. And when his veins show [+]? HNNNGG.

I love his lower half. I love his honey thighs and how strong they are. And I can’t forget about dubulge (or his happy trail kekeke). Whenever I see a full body photo of him, almost immediately my eyes flash to his nether regions negl. Dubulge is probably my favorite body part of his if I’m ever pressed enough to choose. And his ass is fantastic.

And his waisttt. Jesus Christ on buttered toast halp me. His hip bones are just so sharp and I can’t get over his fucking v-cut. Sometimes I cry about how beautiful it are.

Speaking of sharp things, his sharp as fuck Adam’s apple and the things he can do with it is a huge turn on. His sharp collarbones also get the juices flowing if you know what I mean. They could cut glass.

I love his flexibility. HNNGNGNISGEGR that shit turns me on to no end like you don’t even know. 

And don’t even get me started on his side profile.

Plus he makes a hot girl.

I actually have a tag dedicated to his body. I love it that much. He is just the sexiest person kschdsaiugat guh.

Oh God this is so long already and I haven’t even talk about his personality Shisus Christ.

ANYWAY ONTO THE PERSONALITY PORTION. I’m getting lazier can you tell ORZ.

I love how he’s the king of ttakbam.

I love that he’s a tease like seriously he’s probably the most sexually frustrating person on the planet.

I love how he is with kids. He’s such a gentle person by nature, and I think that really shows when he is with them. He is always so adorable with them. Especially Yoogeun.

I love his voice [+] [+]. I love all the things he can do with it (like moan hnnnggg). 

I love him in musicals. One of the reasons I am kind of greedy and want to see him do a musical again (besides the fact that he always looks so happy to be doing them) is because I love the songs he sings in musicals. Earlier, when I said his smirk was 100% the sexiest thing ever — I lied. Ondrew is actually that [+].

I find his love for chicken amusing even if Onchicken jokes are really old.

I love how he’s really smart but can also be really dumb and really dorky.

I love his aegyo [+] even if it can make me want to throw up from how adorable it is.

I love how Onew is a leader followed and loved by his dongsaengs. I think Onew is one of the best leaders in KPOP — and I swear this has nothing to do with my bias. Onew cares about his members (he’s such a caring and polite person in general, aka perfect husband material) and he always catches everything. 

I love his crazy side. I also love that he gets defensive over SHINee. And he is so sexy when he is angry oh my god.

I love how he’s like a little kid. I love his sense of humor. I love how he’s really funny (especially with the other members). I find Onew Sangtae hilarious and the song never gets old NO MATTER WAT NO ONE SAYS.

His wife is going to be one lucky lady and I will bow 90 degrees to her.

Bonus onwink because it’s adorable yet hot as hell and sexually frustrating just like him.

If I have forgotten something, I’ll probably add it later because I couldn’t bear for this post to be incomplete. I’m really proud of this.

TL;DR version: Onew is Onew. The end.

I SWEAR I’M NOT AN MVP.

Also, I’m not a delusional fangirl. I know my love is probably shallow, and not even a fraction of what the word really means. I don’t think he’ll ever love me, or even that we’ll ever meet, and nothing would make me happier than seeing him with someone who he loves and loves him back for who he is, not what he is. I hate fangirls who think they have a chance tbqh. It’s okay to joke — I joke sometimes — but there is a line you shouldn’t cross.

#anonymous #reply #onew #shinee #pimp post #dear god i can't believe i made this